Christmas Bulletin Specials

This page brings together the accumulated Christmas specials we've sent out over recent years. As long as you've not had the same class two years running, you can re-use them each year.

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Santa's Dilemma

'Twas the night before Christmas, somewhere in the town
Santa inspected his bag with a frown.
For in this philosophical Yuletide tale,
Santa faced a dilemma that caused him to pale.

He saw “Eric Bogglesthwaite” there on his list.
There should have been two: but one had been missed!
In his bag was one present, a kite that was swift,
But two children were left, both deserving a gift.

One boy, sweet and kind, with a heart full of glee,
Another, less pleasant, but poor as could be.
Both wrote to St. Nick, their wishes sincere,
But alas, only one gift was left in his gear.

So, should Santa give more thought to merit or need?
Should he give to the poor, or reward the kind deed?
The decision is yours, on this holiday eve.
Who should be disappointed and who should receive?

I preface reading the poem by saying that we’re treating this as a real dilemma for a real Santa, one that he cannot just solve magically – otherwise there’s no philosophy for us to do! You can have a rich discussion that includes speculations about why the boys are the way they are, and whether receiving a gift or being disappointed could change that.

Rudolph's Revenge

We are entering the season of the Christmas Special, when familiar TV shows take on a celebratory feel with bigger and brighter versions of their usual offerings. Could you run a “P4C Christmas Special”, perhaps with a whole-school stimulus acted out in an assembly and simultaneous enquiries running across many classes? “Rudolph’s Revenge” (pasted below) is just for two people, so makes an easy and colourful assembly performance - just add antlers!

The stimulus is as an encounter between a Rudolph whose celebrity has gone to his head, and a Santa who may have overestimated his merits as an employer. As with last year’s Elf dialogue, it recycles the lyrics of a Christmas song.

It’s largely a bit of fun but does also invite questions such as:

Is fame a good thing?

What makes a good boss?

Should Rudolph still pull the sleigh?

How loyal should you be?

What do you owe the people who make you a success?

Who is responsible when someone succeeds?

If someone’s job is being famous, is it still work?

SANTA Ho, ho, ho! Rudolph with your nose so bright, won't you guide my sleigh tonight?

RUDOLPH That’s right, I won’t.

SANTA What?

RUDOLPH I’ve had a better offer. I’m co-presenting a Christmas special on national TV.

SANTA But how will I deliver the presents? It’ll be disastrous. You’ll go down in history.

RUDOLPH Don’t be so dramatic. Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixen, Comet and Cupid and Donner and Blitzen can’t wait to pull the sleigh without me. They just pretended to love me because I’d hit the big time. But I’m too famous to join in any reindeer games.

SANTA Aren’t you being rather ungrateful? Remember, I made you a celebrity.

RUDOLPH Nonsense. It’s Rudolph “the” red-nosed reindeer, not Rudolph “a” red-nosed reindeer. I’m unique. Cream always rises to the top. I’d have made it with or without you.

SANTA But pulling my sleigh is the greatest honour a reindeer can have.

RUDOLPH Typical! Trying to get the creative talent to work for nothing because it’s good publicity. Do I get free moss by telling the supplier “It’ll be good exposure for you?”

SANTA Think of the children!

RUDOLPH What I think is this: I’ve got the world at my hooves, then one foggy Christmas Eve, I hit a satellite, and all at once it’s “Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer had a very shiny nose. Now he’s the odd one out in a donkey sanctuary.”

SANTA Haven’t I always looked after you?

RUDOLPH Not particularly. Do you recall when all of the other reindeer used to laugh and call me names? No, because you never asked how I was.

SANTA You should have made a complaint.

RUDOLPH So now it’s my fault! Blame the victim! Anyway, do you realise how humiliating it was, sitting around on a zero-hours contract hoping for a nightshift? The hours I spent polishing this nose, thinking “If you ever saw it, you would even say it glows…”

SANTA I’m sorry, I didn’t realise.

RUDOLPH No, well you do now. I don’t need you any more. I’m the most famous reindeer of all. If you want to make a booking, speak to my agent. I’m doing Strictly next year. No more “poor Rudolph” for me!

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Your AI robot present

“URNE1”, a philosophy through creative writing session. Your writers continue a series of diary entries about a child who receives an artificially intelligent playmate and has to choose its settings; then use their speculations as a stimulus for enquiry.

Download it here.

Elf Trouble, and Christmas Every Day?

Elf Trouble

A disgruntled elf questions whether Santa’s division of children into naughty or nice is fair, especially if they’re only being nice because he knows if you’ve been bad or good. Maybe not for young children, but I hope you enjoy it. Download it here, and it's pasted below.

ELF 1 Where’s Santa?

ELF 2 He making a list and checking it twice.

ELF 1 He’s such a control freak. Why doesn’t he get quality control to do that?

ELF 2 He’s gonna find out who’s naughty and nice.

ELF 1 Ah. I’ve always been uncomfortable with the naughty/nice distinction. Why do we have to label people?

ELF 2 I’m telling you why. He knows if you’ve been bad or good.

ELF 1 But can you really say someone is naughty because they’ve been bad? One child might have to work hard not to do bad things, and another might find it easy to do good. But only the second one gets rewarded.

ELF 2 So be good for goodness sake!

ELF 1 But if someone is only good because they want to get presents, does that mean they are nice? Or if they would like to do bad things, but are scared of punishment – aren’t they still naughty at heart?

ELF 2 You better watch out. He sees you when you’re sleeping.

ELF 1 I know. It creeps me out.

ELF 2 He knows when you’re awake.

ELF 1 That’s just it! How can anybody, including us, be truly nice if we avoid being naughty because we are being watched?

ELF 2 Better not pout.

ELF 1 Pout? Pout! I’ll do more than pout. I’m fed up of living under surveillance. I want to do good things or bad things because I want to do them, not because I want to be on the right list.

ELF 2 You’d better not cry.

ELF 1 I’m not crying. It’s just the cold. It is the North Pole. I’ve had enough of it. I’m off to work at Disneyland, Florida. Unless Santa shares his lists with them, and I’m on the wrong one.

ELF 1 Santa Claus is coming…

Christmas Every Day?

Would it be better if it were Christmas every day? Here’s a video that asks that question, from our forthcoming series for young children. It’s ready for immediate use with your class.

Spot and Stripe: Christmas from Jason Buckley on Vimeo.

New Year's Irresolutions

Traditionally one should be leaping into the new year armed with clear resolutions about taking action. But that’s not very philosophical, so here instead are some quandaries that invite irresolution, confusion and debate.

1. Would you Wish it Could be Christmas Every Day, or prefer that Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer?

2. If British Values are democracy, the rule of law, individual liberty, respect and tolerance, which one wins if they have a fight? [This sounds facetious but is the probably the best way to salvage some real thinking from this propaganda initiative].

3. Metaphors can be a powerful start to enquiry or to private reflection. Which in the following list best describes what life should be:

A race to be won
A new land to be explored
A photo album to be filled
A conversation to be enjoyed
A game to be played
A test to be passed
A home to be made
A role to be acted
An inheritance to be passed on

And which best describes what life is. Are they different? If so, why? And is there anything that could make both answers the same?

Explaining Christmas to An Alien

You are one of a band of intrepid philosophers travelling the galaxy in search of a new world. You stop off to get Christmas supplies - but the aliens aren't sure this Christmas thing is at all good for you...

This is a bonus episode for the Philosophy Quest "Alien Adventures in Philosophy".

Here's the podcast (may take a while to load, but you can click play while it's still loading):

Or right-click this link to download it:
Explain Christmas to An Alien

Or here's the print version.
Explaining Christmas to an Alien

Bonus: Here's a riddle sent out last year:

The brave know us well
But cowards fear us.
The wise greet us with smiles
But frown if we stay.
We are great teachers
Of ungrateful pupils.
Those who make us hide us
Those who do not, hide themselves.

Answer: mistakes

Christmas Puzzles

The Christmas Hat puzzle (very fiendish) I put up on this page last year proved so popular that I have added another elaborate one, the Princess and the Golden Key (quite fiendish). Both of them are available in Powerpoint and PDF versions. I've also added a three-pager with 25 Brainstretchers of varying levels of fiendishness, and a separate document that includes the answers.

You can download everything in one zip file by clicking Brainstretchers and Puzzles. Or click on the individual files below.

Puzzles are under-used because they seem frivolous, but they are excellent ways to get dialogue and collaboration going. Step back and let each speaker choose the next, giving priority to people who haven't said so much - it's a key move in shifting the focus away from you to them working as a team.

The hat puzzle requires both logic and empathy, and is more for secondary than primary pupils, but a good one for colleagues in any staff room to enjoy puzzling over. The Princess is a bit of an unknown quantity - it's brand new, though based on an old one. I hope you enjoy them.

Download links:

Brainstretchers (PDF)
Brainstretchers With Answers (PDF)
The Princess and the Golden Key (PPT)
The Princess and the Golden Key (PDF)
Christmas Hat Puzzle (PPT)
Christmas Hat Puzzle (PDF)
Zip file of all Brainstretchers and Puzzles

Here's how one teacher used them:

"Used the Hat problem with my Y6 class today. Although no-one worked it out at first, when we did it practically, the person in Egbert's place shouted out, "It's me- I'm yellow" and she was able to explain to the others how she knew! The Princess one was more manageable for them, most knew it was to do with weight (apart from those who thought about using a magnet). Once again using practical equipment they were able to work out the complete solution.

Have also read out some of the Brainteasers whilst we were waiting behind after the Christmas Carol Service- some needed an additional clue, but all the first sheet were solvable. Even the staff had a go!"

Caroline Massey, Hollinhey Primary